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I are going to Londonish iiin... less than two days.

Uh. I didn't drink for two weeks (I've only broken that run with a glass of wine that turned my tongue purple). I had a dream... in which an old lady lived next door... well, I say lived, but the point is sort of that she died. That she was dead, on the floor. Also, she was an electric shaver. She died because I couldn't remember the number of the house next door to my own, and the emergency services wouldn't come without that specific information. The end.

THEN I dreamed... mh, no, you don't need to know that one, but it was equally strange, and THEN I dreamed that I pushed some guy over some furniture because he was making Alex cry, and I even woke-up before he could get up and kick the shit out of me, which was pretty cool and a trick to remember next time I pick a fight with somebody who isn't a total cripple (and therefore unlikely to lose to me).

I'm getting pissed-off at people, again, now. Educated, intelligent people are fucking morons. They end-up making me use terms like, "the big picture" and phrases related to the position of their thinking relative to some mysterious, "the box" because there's no other way to make them understand that they're talking about something totally unrelated to the fucking point. That is, in order to convey my frustration at their insistance upon considering any issue based entirely on conditions defined by the status quo. I mean to say that... if there's a problem with the system in question, they will insist that Proposed Solution A can't work because it is not compatable with the system. Yeah, the system's broken, that's the fucking point, I'm not talking about the system, anymore, since we both agree that it's not very pissing good. Jesus.

Look, look, it's like this monkeyhumper's assesment of the US economy relative to all others... waffles on and on about how fucking powerful it is, and how private this and flexible that advantage it in competition with European and Asian economies. Holy fuck, that's great. Good for the US economy! Wait, who's that? I don't think I know them, this The US Economy. I mean, it's all true, and a great point, and it's nice that he's doing well, and everyone should run their affairs the same way, because the ability to outsource costs to people who can't do anything about it (this is a democracy, you know) and to lay-off employees who're getting in the way, well, it makes for a world-beating economy!

Also, we should all rub woad on our bodies, because that's a good way to have blue bodies.
My point being, of course, that it might be nice if we stopped to ask what the significance of a blue body might be, and whether we reaaaally need it (also, we could ask whether the practice is actually destroying the world and the human race, as a minor aside). "Hey, guys, I thought of a GREAT way to turn ourselves blue! It's much better than the way the Celts have been doing it!" Obviously the response is, "Great! Hell yeah! Fuck you, ancient Europe!" and certainly not, "Oh. So...?"

Saturday 15th October 2005
HOME OF THE UK's HEAVIEST PUMPKIN
MERE BROW
GIANT PUMPKIN
COMPETITION

We're thinking of going. We're going to get liquored-up and heckle the pumpkins.

Now I ought to be asleepforthelasttwohours, really, since I have things to do, to-morrow, ranging from getting another fucking haircut to finding that god damn memory card dealy for my camera. Borrring.

3:49 a.m. - 2005-08-19

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