This, too

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Let's go for a walk, then.

I am more excited about Eurovision than about my birthday. I'm not wetting my pants over the song contest, I just want to emphasise my shrug as given in answer to what I wanted/what I got/what I'm doing/how it went. I went out, the other day (but not on my birthday, most of which I spent in bed, dreaming about snakes and somebody shouting unhelpful things in kiswahili), and after being acosted by a monk ("Hey! Yeah, I'm actually a monk..." "...I'm actually amazed.") trying to sell me Hare Krishna monk rock, I had a few drinks and was roped into watching some of last year's failed contestants. Then I went home.

Birthday saw me gaining five beers and a camera I may never figure out how to use, and my dad gaining a sixteen hundred quid bike. Hm!


Otherwise, little has happened. I got second hand commentary on PNE's play-off hopes ("Derby got a dodgy pen, missed it, and the slow mo replay caught a Preston player saying, 'Yea, fuck off you cheating TWAT!'"), started listening to Bob Marley an awful lot, woke up covered in sweat and with a major nosebleed, uhhhm, I got pretty bored a couple of times. Yeah, that's about it.

Big mallet in the hand, high hat in the same beat
She's screaming like Hawkins, my old Big Mama...
...Boonika bate doba
Boonika bate tare
(Grandma hits the drum, Grandma hits it hard!)

Yep, this night would be better if it were Eurovision.

I may have to cut this uhming and erming short, because my bladder can't take much more of it. It's sad that my diary is in such a sorry state, eh?
Yeah, great.

Oh, I got some cards that I didn't hate, which was odd. My sister drew a little box on the envelope, across the flap, if you follow me. Next to it, some text read, "An ordinary box" or words to that effect. Opening the envelope revealed a new top to the box, open, and exhibiting a little teddy bear climbing from within. There was written, "A suspicious looking bear!" and I quite liked that.

5:18 a.m. - 2005-05-21

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